A series of unfortunate telephone conversations

Safia vs. YouTube watching, hip hop loving, 53 year old father
*ring ring*
Me: Hello?
Dad: HA HALLO? Assalamu alaikum!
Me: Wa alaikum assalam abo, why so loud?
Dad: Oh, how is everyone?
Me: I’m home alone right now.
Dad: Safia, what was the name of the Dangerous poet on YouTube? The one we saw that day?
Me: Amir Sulaiman?
Dad: Ok ciao!
Me: Why?
Dad: [...]

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